i think it's time to clear up this misconception that the whole world is out to get me. that aditude is both egotistical (a big word meaning selfish) and counterproductive (a bigger word meaning the opposite of useful).
exhibit a.
i'm backing out of my drive way, late for work, and i hear a suspicious clicking sound. i shift roughly to neutral and engage the emergency brake as i jump out of the car to find my fog light, dangling by a few scraggly wires like a miserable loose tooth. great. i wedge it into its fog light hole and tell it to stay. then i speed off to work.
a few hours later i am pulling out of said work place when this giant crevice magically appears before me. there is a scraping followed by a bumping/crashing, then more scraping as i pull through the "pothole" (that could be more accurately described as a large pit or perhaps a shallow well).
im a bit shaken, dare i say preoccupied, as i approach a red light and see a particularly disheveled homeless man running toward my car waving both hands wildly in the air. you can see he is distressed as he shouts something at my car.
im a bit shaken, dare i say preoccupied, as i approach a red light and see a particularly disheveled homeless man running toward my car waving both hands wildly in the air. you can see he is distressed as he shouts something at my car.
naturally, i stop the car and ask him how I can help leaving him with any cash i happen to have in my wallet.
false.
i never carry a wallet, and my natural reaction when any person runs at me waving his/her arms wildly is to run away. which i did.
two blocks later, i hear a pathetic thump followed by a sickening crack. i pull over to find that my fog light has not only escaped its hole but that the whole front lip of my beloved car has broken free from the frame.
the man's senseless shouting suddenly takes on meaning, and i kind of hate myself for judging him so quickly. he probably wasnt even homeless. just a well meaning hipster.